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Crows are scary

  • use tools
  • Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
  • Have huge brains for birds
  • like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
  • They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
  • they are scary smart at solving puzzles
  • some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
  • they can remember faces
  • SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
  • They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now.

Also, if you harass, attack, or scare a crow or crows. They will remember you FOR LIFE. Yes, for life. They don’t give a shit you if threw a rock at them when you were 8. They will remember you forever. I’m glad crows aren’t around where I live. *phew*

Okay story time.  There was this crow who flew into one of our windows a few years ago.  It fell into the snow and it didnt get up so my dad went to go see if it was alive or not.  The crow saw him freaked out and flew away.  My family still sees it around.  We think it suffered some brain damage because it plucks out all of its tail feathers and pecks all of our windows.. I mean all of them.  Even some of our car windows.  It’s perfectly fine around my mother and I but whenever it sees my dad it crows really loudly and it wont stop.  It remembers my dad from when he checked on it and because it thought my dad was an enemy it sort of harasses my dad.  And the funniest thing is is that it observes my dad and it only pecks at my dad’s car windows and it only craps on my dad’s car.  Also it got a bunch of its friends to do the same and its really becoming a problem.

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